Saturday, July 31, 2010

Saturday Groaner: How come Soviet bees don't talk much?

Because they're CAGEY BEES!

*koff*

9 comments:

me said...

Ouch!!!

Anonymous said...

You've proven again that this is the only blog anyone needs to read.

- R.

Anonymous said...

How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NEEK UP ON HIM! How do you catch a tame rabbit? TAME WAY! AHAHahaHaHhAhAHAHhAhAHa

messymimi said...

I am a big Shakespeare fan, at least in part because I love puns. The groanier, the better.

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!

I'd become a historian, but there is no future in it.

AM said...

What do you call 6 rabbits in a row hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Christine said...

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "why the long face?"

Maha said...

What did the mathematician become at the beach?
A TANgent!!

What do mermaids wear?
An algeBRA!


I paid more attention to the jokes in calculus than to the actual math.

Kimberly said...

Termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

Penny said...

So, Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...