Brain on the top, spine down the back.
You've proven again that this is the only blog anyone needs to read. - R.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NEEK UP ON HIM! How do you catch a tame rabbit? TAME WAY! AHAHahaHaHhAhAHAHhAhAHa
I am a big Shakespeare fan, at least in part because I love puns. The groanier, the better.What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!I'd become a historian, but there is no future in it.
What do you call 6 rabbits in a row hopping backwards?A receding hare line.
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "why the long face?"
What did the mathematician become at the beach? A TANgent!! What do mermaids wear? An algeBRA! I paid more attention to the jokes in calculus than to the actual math.
Termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
So, Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...
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