(With Friend Rat Wrangler looking over my shoulder, asking "Beer or caffeine? Beer or caffeine?")
At the bar, watching "Tyrannosaurus Sex" (a scientific program, swear to Frog, on how dinosaurs likely reproduced, and their parenting habits):
(Announcer) "The Megachomposaur, with its enormously toothy mouth, bites its mate on the neck to signal its interest. Unfortunately, due to the roughness of its skin and its useless, tiny arms...."
(Me, to RW) "Teeth, rough skin, and useless short arms."
(RW) "Sounds like your last date."