Wednesday, November 03, 2010

My favorites so far:

(And I *do* plan to use these)....

Laura's: "This is the first step in my transformation to Ms. Potato Head. Next I get the interchangeable eyeballs!"

Wayne's: I'm torn between "the dark side of Chipotle" and "the first part of my dolphinoplasty."

Memune's: "I got attacked by the *one* zombie who flunked anatomy."

Mysis, for referencing Young Frankenstein: "What plastic thing?"

Gossamer: "Turns out hedgehogs aren't edible."

Birdergirl gets a big hand for "It's where I plug in my flash drive."

Bonnie, for referencing Prince Alberts--that one I can only use around coworkers.

Terri's: "I thought the wasabi at the sushi place was an after-dinner mint (or guacamole)."


Celeste said...

"There was this one time at band camp..."

(Funny: my capcha word is CURST...which is what I've always done my pie CRUST rips.)

Anonymous said...

These are great!

Sudriveraine said...

I love those, they're very funny! And I'm still praying for you though I don't know you, by the way.

pita said...

I love Laura's Tater Head one!

Silliyak said...

I shudder at the mention of Prince Alberts. It used to be a cute joke, (Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Yes? You better let him out" Cute, then I learned of the "other" reference, now I can only get creeped out.

decemberbaby said...

It's not witty, but how 'bout the old standby:

"It's an old football injury."


"Did your mom ever tell you not to run with a popsicle in your mouth? Mine didn't."

Anonymous said...

I missed the original contest! Damn! Are incredibly insensitive ones OK?

"That plastic thing is actually a giant SIM card for receiving my instructions from the Mother Ship"

"I just click it with my tongue and a Tic Tac falls out. Jealous much? Of course you are."

"I play a Pez Dispenser in an RPG"

When I arrive at the gates of hell I'll tell 'em Jo sent me. Elyse

Jo said...

Elyse, those are CLASSIC. And yes, please, the less sensitive, the better.

Bonnie said...

*juvenile snigger*
Condom dispenser?
"I do safe sex education on the side. Would you like ribbed, flavored or glow in the dark?"