I don't understand. I brought him my chewy bone, and then my pig's ear, and he still didn't do anything but make that awful noise at me. Maybe if I get up here and wag my tail really, really hard, he'll understand that all I want to do is PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY!
Hm. Well, *that* didn't work. He still hasn't moved. At least he hasn't broken out the pointy things on the ends of his paws.