Nurse Jo, without looking up from her charting: "A cigar that's been hollowed out and refilled with marijuana."
(a few minutes later)
Dr. P: "This patient has trich. What do we do for that?"
Nurse Jo, without looking up: "Two grams of Flagyl PO, given once."
(a few more minutes pass)
Dr. P: "Why have I been humming 'I Think We're Alone Now' all day? I hate Debbie Gibson!"
Nurse Jo, without looking up: "That's actually Tiffany."
Dr. P: "That is the most disturbing thing you've known all day."
Nurse Jo, your source for all drug, sexually-transmitted-infection, and bad 80's pop knowledge.