Friend Suzie, deadpan: "Take. A. Fucking. Motrin."
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Conversation over dinner
Me: "I can't help it. I'm feeling cranky. And grouchy. And disillusioned. And bitter. And grumpy. I no longer believe in love or the sanctity of romance. I hate everybody."
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But romance and love are alive and well!!
Met John at 16, had our son (ahem) a bit early at 19, married at 21, second kiddo at 23....still together.
And I still love him and he can still give me "that look" and I get all squishy inside!!
Hallie :)
Hallie
Take.A.Fucking.Motrin.
hee hee hee
Can you guess, I am baded and jitter also.
Karen
For $500, I would have hoped the vacuum could have staved off bitterness and disillusionment for more than just a few hours.
Are you sure there's not some other attachment you haven't tried yet?
R.
Ohh.... so true.. so true.. so true. But I don't think the Motrin is going to help.
Seriously Funny tho.
Well it's about fucking time. Perhaps you are just achieving an optimal level of cynicism.
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