Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Quick Tips:

1. If there is no mail delivered in The Most Important City in The Most Important State Of This Here Union, Yee-Haw, you know that the weather was bad that day.

2. Similarly, if you roll down your car's window and the quarter-inch-thick sheet of ice on said window sits there, and you are then able to punch a perfect cartoon hole through it with your weakened fist, you know there was a lot of ice last night.

3. Codeine cough syrup, while not as blindingly effective as Tussionex, is quite the bomb. 

4. It also makes all the keys on your keyboard be in the wrong places.

5. If your hair hurts, you have the flu (this is the official word from the NP I saw today).

6. My temp is down to 101.2. This is better than 102.6 or 103.1. I am tired of sounding like a radio station.

5 comments:

LPN with an M16 said...

Trazadone moves the keys around too. :D Hope you recover quickly from your case of the flu, being sick sucks!

Heidi said...

I love it when you're high. :)

GingerJar said...

Hope you are feeling better today. I took the flu shot and am really hoping that I don't get any of the other strains lurking out there. Sorry you are having freezing weather. Here it is suppose to get up to 70 degree's today. We had 40 degree's here yesterday and all the locals broke out their coats! The Winter Texan's were at the grocery store in their bermuda shorts! My mom is in Kentucky and is one of the 100 thousand or so without any electricity or heat (all electric apartment), their neighbors brought them hot chocolate made on the bbq grill.

WardBunny said...

Glad you're feeling better. The ice thing sounds mad and the no mail thing is a bad sign.

Strong One said...

"If your hair hurts" - AND your skin!
Here's to hoping you feel better!