Stolen from Badgerings :
Google a first name, in quotes, with the word "needs"
Jo needs head.
Thanks, I have plenty of those at work.
Jo needs a 17" PowerBook.
Jo needs surgery.
Lord, I hope not.
Jo needs 2b funky.
Sing it, sister.
Jo needs some room to be used powerfully.
Jo needs help with dressing and washing and still wets the bed occasionally, though she is reliable during the day.
Which one of you has been watching me??
Jo needs a heart and lung transplant.
Well, they're all black and shrivelled up, so...
Jo needs to update her page.