Dude. Look at the President. Just look at that shit. That's some thinkin', ponderin', beer-drinkin', wife's-ear-nibblin' SHIT.
THAT is some SHIT, right there.
Just look at him. Just look.
Plus, his wife will drink. your. halfcaff. latte.
And kick your ass into the bargain.
It is a good, good time to be alive, and to have three whole weeks off.