I just heard a few fireworks go off.
Then a few more. This was happening, by the way, just down the street.
Then I heard a noise like a spark had hit a box of fireworks and they'd all gone off within seconds of one another.
Now I'm hearing sirens.
Sucks to be you, dude. At least we've had enough rain lately that you won't catch the grass on fire.
Wonder if whoever-it-was kept his hands intact.