Brain on the top, spine down the back.
A.) Oh, SNAP!!!!!!!!!!B.) Who in God's Holy Name are the two old farts behind Obama? Peeeeee yooooooooo.C.) I got my mail-in ballot in the mail today, which I will fill out and HAND DELIVER, not mail. I actually got teary-eyed when I saw Obama's name on it.D.) Please God. I swear I'll stop cussing FOR REAL THIS TIME if we can actually have a fair vote this time around!E.) I was almost exactly six hours old when Obama was born. Yep. Same day.F.) Which partially accounts for why he is such a steaming hot hunk of man meat.
Update, and I really, truly am not lying: The last time I said (well, YELLED) the word "fuck" was when they called Ohio for Obama and I threw my hands up in the air and yelled (well, screamed) "IT'S OVER! IT'S FUCKING *OVER*!!!!!!" Which caused my husband to yell, "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP YOU'RE GOING TO JINX IT!!!!!"I swear to you: I've not cussed, er...used the F word since.
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