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ATHLETIC BLOND seeks energetic friend for adventures! Interests include property destruction, digging in the dirt, scratching my own back, tearing up shit, property destruction, barking, running around in circles, shedding, property destruction, and (if I'm given the chance) desecration of the world's most sacred archaelogical sites. Call me! Come on! Come on! C'monc'omonc'mon! Let's go run around together!!! BOOF!! to STRIDER, box XXXX.
5 comments:
Hilarious....made me LOL for real! Thanks for the day brightener.
Thanks for the laugh! :-D
And if The Cat wrote one?
Damn, I think your dog and my dog are cousins....he's here in his crate by the bed just this minute, destroying toys than guarantee indestructibility and generally acting like a fool.
Haaaaaahaaaaaaaa...I love your sense of humor. I have three dogs...their ad's would be
Abby: Short/good looking redhead in search of companion. Non-smoker, drinker ok, must like short walks on the beach, and swimming in the surf. Respondants wanting off-spring need not apply.
Izzy: Small, Sleek and active. Likes to bark at everything and howl at the moon. If you like excitment, I'm your game.
Killer: Seeking female canine species. Must be able to provide filling and satisfying meals 16 times daily. Enjoy long naps, short walks, and running into walls. (Mature respondants only)
*grin*
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