In case I should disappear for a while, it's not because I'm busy strangling hammer-wielding intruders or because I've fallen victim to some strange bug. The provider of Innernetwebwideness that I use has decided to stop providing a hookup, so I've had to go with a Large Corporate Provider. The LCP says my Innernetness will be accessible by 10/5, and I don't know how long the old line will stay up.
That is all. Return to your regularly scheduled more important things.