Sunday, February 06, 2005

Total unapologetic fluff

Things you wouldn't know about me unless we worked together:

1. I wear thematic socks and sushi-print scrub tops on a regular basis.

2. I once performed the part of Rizzo in a stage production of "Grease". My rendition of "Sandra Dee" still brings down the house.

3. I have a bad attitude and a really foul mouth.

4. I have no automatic respect for doctors.

5. My air-guitar version of The Knack's "My Sharona", performed in absolute silence, is a huge hit with nursing students.

6. I walk 4.5 mph at work.

7. I'm incredibly clumsy. The physical med & rehab docs nicknamed me "Grace" after I walked into a room, tripped over the floor, bounced off a wall and two pieces of equipment, and ended up in the MD's lap.

8. I have learned to cuss in Greek, Russian, Armenian, and Italian in the last three years.

9. I will eat almost anything from the hospital cafeteria. (This alone ought to inspire both awe and fear.)

10. After three years, I'm still not proficient with the computerized order-entry system.

1 comment:

Lioness said...

Hi Jo, I'm back at your archives again, you're so, what's the word, BRILLIANT! You are! You are absolutely my favourite medical-related blogger.

3, 4, 7, 8 - I think I love you!