Head Nurse

Yeah. Been that sort of week up in here. Something I should've told the "Reader's Digest" folks: If you're going to ad...

A year ago, I was here . This morning, Dr. Elf put the new Bug in my mouth (thanks, Der Alter Jo, for that name!) with some tracing material...

This might be the fattest ground squirrel west of the Mississippi. Seriously: I have a picture of her where she's stuffing her cheek pou...

First, I'd like to welcome all the Minions who found me through "Reader's Digest." Welcome! This blog might not be at all ...

Can you see us now?

I got this the other day in the comments and decided to repost it for everybody to take a swing at: Dear head nurse, I am currently internin...

With a shoutout to Friend Johnny, who is Portuguese, like this otter! (I don't know if she bathes like this, though.)

I've had nine patients in the last week or so. One of them had a stroke. The others were referred to us, for reasons I don't underst...

Uh. . .maybe I need to start another blog. Just for the comedic effect. He ordered tacos at a Salvadoran restaurant, requested that they be ...

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When I watch this, even though they're two different species, I know what he means, because I live in this place with Max every day: Max...

Gar. GAR. GAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

And dammit, I am going to drive and drive and drive sometime in the next twenty-four days and go to the State Fair. Because two years ago, I...

Or, the title of this post has nothing to do with the post itself. I got the Definitive Obturator fitted today. There was no speech bulb att...

That Guy I'm Dating is now That Guy I Was Dating. Because, after six weeks, he still hadn't figured out whether or not he liked me....

I could happily live the rest of my life in central California, near the coast, provided I didn't have to do anything to earn a living. ...

Tomorrow I leave for California, where I will be spending a week in the lap of near-luxury, if not outright dissipation, in the company of B...

From Buzzfeed.

To point out that it's been a year. I hadn't even thought about it until I got her email. I wasn't sure what to feel or think th...