Brain on the top, spine down the back.
can somebody tell me why Rick Perry is running around the country when his fuckin state is burning to the ground?
GV, there are two answers to that:First, Perry wants to be preznit, and the only way you get to be preznit if you're from Texas is to be a bad-ass hombre. Besides, government has no place in helping citizens fight fires! (Ignore the FEMA trailers, please. Just ignore them.) (Besides, the Governor's mansion burned down years ago, so what does he care?)Second, and this is the real reason: The governor of Texas has no real power. David Dewhurst, the Lieutenant Governor, is the holder of the scepter and ivory hand; he makes all the decisions. Texas Gov is a figurehead position with--essentially--only power to veto bills. Perry would just get in the way in this situation.
Have you seen the news report of the bug invasion of Plano? I think God IS speaking to Perry. Yelling, actually.
THis will also make you laugh out loud:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqcEspecially since you are owned by two cats.
Oh man. It's so sad and funny at the same time.
Where is California, we should be the fire state lol
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