My cat made off with an entire T-bone steak in less than 30 seconds. He grabbed it off the table, and disappeared. It took me 10 minutes to locate him hunkered over my steak, in the windowsill, behind the center of the back of the couch. My dog however will only pilfer salads. Weirdo.
NOM NOM NOM says Notamus, eating asparagus.
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At least he won't have any trouble with UTIs. Seriously -- i've cured many a cat's stubborn infections with as much asparagus as they wanted.
ReplyDeleteAwww. I love weird kitties. My dearly departed calico ate crackers and biscuits and liked her green beans mushy.
ReplyDeleteHa! I have a big orange cat who would totally do that, he's famous for stealing blueberry muffins :)
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ReplyDeleteMy cat made off with an entire T-bone steak in less than 30 seconds. He grabbed it off the table, and disappeared. It took me 10 minutes to locate him hunkered over my steak, in the windowsill, behind the center of the back of the couch. My dog however will only pilfer salads. Weirdo.
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