Saturday, July 31, 2010

Saturday Groaner: How come Soviet bees don't talk much?

Because they're CAGEY BEES!

*koff*

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:49 AM

    You've proven again that this is the only blog anyone needs to read.

    - R.

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  2. Anonymous1:59 PM

    How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NEEK UP ON HIM! How do you catch a tame rabbit? TAME WAY! AHAHahaHaHhAhAHAHhAhAHa

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  3. I am a big Shakespeare fan, at least in part because I love puns. The groanier, the better.

    What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!

    I'd become a historian, but there is no future in it.

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  4. What do you call 6 rabbits in a row hopping backwards?

    A receding hare line.

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  5. Christine5:33 AM

    Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "why the long face?"

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  6. What did the mathematician become at the beach?
    A TANgent!!

    What do mermaids wear?
    An algeBRA!


    I paid more attention to the jokes in calculus than to the actual math.

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  7. Termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

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  8. So, Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...

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