Middle of the night note:

I just returned from the local grocery hut, the one that has a sign on an aisle directing the shopper to "asceptic juices" and "bubbling, pure, and still waters".

They have a large Caribbean food section.

In that section was a mix for Cock flavored soup. (Dude. Chicken.)

You have *no* idea how hard it was for me to put that packet down and pass it by. It would've been a perfect gift for almost everyone I know.