Because, given the day I had today, that is how I feel.
No, so sorry; we can't give you more than the scheduled number of patients for each day during your internship, even if you are the first experienced nurse we've ever had do this; it would set a precedent.
No, so sorry; we can't let you skip this two-hour long customer service class which you have attended every year for the last seven freaking years; it's a requirement. Even though you had it six weeks ago.
No, so sorry; I'm going to pretend I don't speak English if I don't want to do what you think might possibly, just possibly, be best for your patient. Instead, I'll write orders that will guarantee that your patient third-spaces all that fluid I want run in, because I've been ignoring your warnings about acute tubular necrosis.
Even my horoscope wasn't very encouraging. And I *never* read my horoscope.
If it weren't raining, I would go running. As it is, I plan to eat pancakes. And cheese.