I have seen people who have been hit by drunk drivers, popped ill-advised wheelies on overpowered motorcycles, been hit by lightning, and fallen off structures of varying heights.
I have seen people who have grabbed the end of a downed power line, been run over by a truck on ice, been hit in the head with a keg of beer (full), been hit in the face with a trailer hitch at 70 mph, and who have failed utterly at trying to kill themselves.
I had never before seen somebody who's been scalped by a mixer.
Therefore, I have this to say: I believe that I have now seen it all.
And this, come to think of it: Those plastic guards on five-foot-tall commercial mixers are there for a reason. Do not remove the guard, then lean over into the mixer to see how things are going in there, with the 300 rpm whatsis going round and round. Okay? Okay.
I wish the guy who stuck his head under the running combine to see what was making that funny noise were still around. We could double-room those two.
Yet another reason why I don't cook.
ReplyDeleteHallie :)
Common sense fail.
ReplyDeletePoor guy though :S
Great googley moogley.
ReplyDeleteIndian name....Danger Baker.
ReplyDeleteThese sound like candidates for the Darwin awards.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord, some people are so dumb, heh!
ReplyDeleteAnd as the police officer in a town near you said, "You can't fix stupid."
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I saw a young woman partially scalped when her long, swingy, blond hair got caught in a Dairy Queen ice cream do-hickey machine. This was way back in the 70's. More recently, in the 1990's I had a little old guy come wandering into our ER. holding his right hand, which was a charred, black claw. He had gotten it stuck in his corn auger machine. No one else was around so he drove himself 40 miles to the hospital. I am now retired but those kinds of human v/s machines stick out in my memories. I worked in a very small rual hospital in Wyoming and sometimes we nurses kept everything afloat until we could get a doc to come in. There was no such thing as an ER doc and no doctors were around at night. We would sometimes run through the ACLS algorithm twice before a doctor was there to take over (more likely pronounce). I don't think the public knows how much nurses are the bedrock of hospital care. Yet do you think we could ever get a nurse on the hospital board? Nope.
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