Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Conversation over dinner

Me: "I can't help it. I'm feeling cranky. And grouchy. And disillusioned. And bitter. And grumpy. I no longer believe in love or the sanctity of romance. I hate everybody."

Friend Suzie, deadpan: "Take. A. Fucking. Motrin."
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5 comments:

  1. Wonderful World of Weiners5:08 AM

    But romance and love are alive and well!!

    Met John at 16, had our son (ahem) a bit early at 19, married at 21, second kiddo at 23....still together.

    And I still love him and he can still give me "that look" and I get all squishy inside!!

    Hallie :)

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  2. Karen9:43 AM

    Hallie

    Take.A.Fucking.Motrin.

    hee hee hee

    Can you guess, I am baded and jitter also.

    Karen

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  3. Anonymous11:31 AM

    For $500, I would have hoped the vacuum could have staved off bitterness and disillusionment for more than just a few hours.

    Are you sure there's not some other attachment you haven't tried yet?

    R.

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  4. Brenda12:18 PM

    Ohh.... so true.. so true.. so true. But I don't think the Motrin is going to help.

    Seriously Funny tho.

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  5. shrimplate4:45 PM

    Well it's about fucking time. Perhaps you are just achieving an optimal level of cynicism.

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