Benefits of narcotics:
1. Freedom from pain.
2. Ability to hurple around house without cursing.
Drawbacks of narcotics:
2. Weird sleeping patterns.
3. Inability to concentrate. Look! A chicken!
7. Short-term memory deficit.
9. Strange dreams.
10. Inability to drive, do paperwork, file, or handle small objects without dropping them. Don't even think of cooking.
Analysis: Jo 0, Narcs 1. I'm going back to ibuprofen.