I have decided that every female who is blood-related to me, however
distantly, whether they attend this wedding or not, must on our wedding
day wear a dirndl, an apron, and one of those Dutch hats with the
earpoints that flip up. So you don't have to worry about looking like a
Russian peasant. You'll look like a Flemish peasant. Stay tuned for
color picks and mandatory accessories.
distantly, whether they attend this wedding or not, must on our wedding
day wear a dirndl, an apron, and one of those Dutch hats with the
earpoints that flip up. So you don't have to worry about looking like a
Russian peasant. You'll look like a Flemish peasant. Stay tuned for
color picks and mandatory accessories.
Something tells me I should go get a froofy pink dress with big puffy sleeves and a butt-bow. I just *should*. And a poodle on a leash. With a rhinestone collar. And Big Hair. Like something from Etiquette Hell. Just to teach her a lesson.
Ah yes, the bridesmaid's butt bow .....who the frick ever thought *that* was a good idea!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteNo, maybe you should wear a really big cartwheel hat. And a dress with a handkerchief hem. And carry ... carry a little Bible with feathers on the cover. A white bible. With gold feathers.
ReplyDeleteIf you go with the butt bow you will require one of those Bo-Peep shepardess crooks and a sheep. Maybe two sheep- it is so hard to herd with just one.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the bright blue eyeshadow and the bright pink lipstick.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't even thought about the makeup. Make sure it stops at your jawline.
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