"Better than 'Scrubs'," he said.
"Mucus plugs sound really gross," she said.
Alexa's Escort Blog
Warning: the second link is more explicit than I'd normally put up, but it's also just cute as hell. Anybody who can talk about how much she loves Jimmy Choos at the same time she's mourning the lack of sensation that Viagra gives a 75-year-old man gets my vote.
Warning: the first link is to a blog whose author outdoes me in grumpiness. I mean that in a complimentary way. "I do not want a second pizza. I do not want 30% off." is how I often start my mornings.
Enjoy. I may have to start a Blog O' The Mornin'! feature.