Head Nurse

It struck me this evening that, given all available evidence, my surgeon is actually a Doctor in disguise. He has two sidekicks, one with a ...

But I do. The Non-Adventures of Wonderella

FUCK, YEAH. So today I went out to someplace other than the doctor's office. I did not manage either yardwork or a Goodwill stop, but I ...

I just had my first phone conversation with somebody who has never met me, has no experience in dealing with people with OC, and he understo...

I slept nine hours uninterrupted, woke up at a reasonable time, didn't remember any horrible nightmares (two nights ago, Terry Richardso...

One of the things they ought to tell you about having surgery anywhere above your collarbone is that you're going to hurt in a lot of di...

Grunt Doc's post on his own Wasabi Mistake , back in the day. Seems to me that the Wasabi Mistake Excuse is going to get dragged out the...

(And I *do* plan to use these).... Laura's: "This is the first step in my transformation to Ms. Potato Head. Next I get the interch...

I figure I get a chance now and then to be po-mouthed, right? Considering how well things have gone, and how on the right side of all the st...

It's ob T urator. Now I feel like the world's biggest goofball. Can I use Lortab as an excuse? Or the fact that I'm originally f...

For Crowscalling, Celeste, and Bonnie (was it Bonnie? Ah, yes. Bonnie.) (And why do I read "Crowscalling" as "Crowsculling...

I saw Dr. Crane today. He was amused by my story of Dr. DDS's distress (say that five times fast without an obdurator) at my inability t...

How the hell do I do it now? And what the hell is your uvula for? Turns out that both of those curious questions from Minions can be answere...

I forgot who asked for this, but it's a good topic for Auntie Jo's Occasional Ridiculously Oversimplified Take on Neuroscience. This...

(Sorry. The only other song-pun I could come up with would've been "OburATOR obdurATOR OB dur ATOR obdurATOR obdurATOR OB dur ATOR...

Now everybody go donate a fiver so Mama can buy some more Manic Panic.

Not sure if I'd mentioned that already, but I did. I have 3/4-inch-long stubble, dyed bright screaming red, all over my head. It's i...

1. Colace elixir hurts like a sonofabitch on a sore throat. I don't know what's in the stuff, but yeah, that was indeed the worst pa...

I have the generic version of Lortab Elixir in the Knock-'Em-Out, Kick-'Em-Overboard strength, so I go from sort-of making sense to ...